Kids say the darndest things...

The kids and I were out to dinner tonight when Sara turns to me and says, "Dad, we have a bad last name". I asked her what she meant. She said "Well, when people say our name wrong they say BITCHler". I tried to explain to her that there was nothing wrong with our name, just that sometimes people mispronounced it. She didn't want to hear that, she just wanted to keep saying BITCHler!